"I think for the first entry, I should introduce us, like, 'Hi, I'm a nerd. I like nerdy things. I watch nerdy movies and nerdy TV shows. And my wife is like the Calliope to my Jupiter of nerdiness--'"
"What? That doesn't make any sense. Do you even understand the relationship between those two? I mean, Jupiter is Roman and Calliope is Greek!"
"I was referring to size."
"What? That makes even less sense."
"Yeah, but one's huge, and the other is the moon. Right? Isn't Calliope a moon of Jupiter?"
"You're talking about MOONS? I thought you were talking about the gods. I mean, Jupiter is Zeus. I thought you were saying you were the king of the nerds. Which makes more sense than the planet of the nerds."
"No. The two are intrinsically connected, but Calliope has a significantly lower magnitude...of nerdiness."
"That is a terrible way to begin a blog."
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