Okay, so Enterprise notwithstanding, our latest kick has been watching Law and Order: SVU reruns, thanks to a little thing called DVR. You can also blame said DVR for my lack of posting, given that a) its mostly reruns, and b) I am not as clever as Seth McFarlane or Matt Groening, and Family Guy and Futurama have accounted for the remainder of our TV watching.
Okay, but seriously? The L&O theme song needs words. Initially, thes best I had was
Bum BUM
Law and order SONG!
Bum BUM
Law and order So-Ong
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wa-now
But then I got another idea, and nearly killed my wife with laughter (though I may merely traumatize you, dear reader, with silliness). So here it is, my NEW L&O:SVU theme song (first verse) with WORDS!
Bum BUM
Don't have sex with KIDS!
Bum BUM
Or Elliott will punch you!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wa-now
Okay, so that's my submission. If you read this, watch an episode of any Law and Order show and submit YOUR BEST LYRICS! First prize wins a bag of money.
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